I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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