Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...