what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.