Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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