i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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