lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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