I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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