And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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