dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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