There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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