Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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