He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
We were destined to go to rehab together
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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