i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
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hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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