I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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