Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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