I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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