found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Randomize
