At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
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The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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