she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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