im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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