WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
so let's talk penis.
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I just want to make out with him forever
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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