So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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