ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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