you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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