CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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