why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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