I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
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I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
We had sex on a dog bed..
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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