i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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