No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
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She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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