did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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