He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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