a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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