Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
And then he peed in my hair
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