Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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