My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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