well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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