I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
This is classic penis vs brain.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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