make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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