Small penises have feelings too.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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