Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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