The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
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I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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