There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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