Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Randomize
