We're like a lot better than the average bears
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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