You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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