So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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