im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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