You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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