I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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