Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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