There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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