Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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