Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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