Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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