Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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