hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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