if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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