I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
im holly from the hills drunk
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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